Baby, you ain't all that.

Five minutes after signing in to Facebook and I'm already annoyed. I don't know why I even bother to look at anything you get up too to be honest, all it does is consistently wind me up. Whilst I'm not completely sure what is actually going, I can almost guarantee that it will end badly. You're clearly up to your old tricks again and I am counting down the days until you're found out. It's just a matter of time, sweetheart.